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What Are The Best Dildos

Here at Happy Lola we have a huge range of different types of dildos. In this guide our sex educators have taken it upon themselves to create a huge guide to the best dildos from our most popular categories. Below you will be able to find the best dildos from categories like realistic dildos, strap-on dildos, anal dildos, large dildos and many more! So if you are interested in buying a dildo, but aren’t sure which is the right one for you then take a look below at some of our best dildos.

Best Realistic Dildos

Realistic dildos are designed to resemble the human penis. These dildos will often look and feel like the real thing. These dildos may have a vein like texture, a phallic tip and balls. These penetration toys are great for any one who would like to get as much of a realistic experience as possible. We have a huge selection of realistic dildos that are designed for all sorts of sexual stimulation. If you think a realistic dildo is the sex toy for you, but aren’t sure which one to buy, then take a look below at our best realistic dildos. 

Loving Joy 6 Inch Realistic Dildo

The Loving Joy 6 Inch Dildo is our best realistic dildo. This cheap dildo features a realistic, phallic shape with lifelike tip and veined texture for even more stimulation.

Loving Joy 6 Inch Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup This realistic dildo also features balls and a suction cup base. The suction cup can be used to attach to any flat surface, or even a strap-on harness.

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Loving Joy 7.5 Inch Realistic Dildo

The Loving Joy 7.5 Inch Dildo is a slightly bigger version compared to our best dildo. This slightly bigger version features the same realistic design, including balls. It also has a suction cup that allow you to attach it to any flat surface or even a strap-on harness.

Loving Joy Realistic 7.5 Inch Suction Cup Dildo

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Loving Joy Real Feel 8 Inch Wonder Dildo

The Loving Joy Real Feel 8 Inch Wonder is one of our best selling dildos. This popular dildo is made from realistic feeling TPE. In order to make this dildo harder it features an additional firmer inside, giving this realistic dildo a dual density feel.

Loving Joy Real Feel Dildo

This dildo also features a suction cup that allows you to put it on any flat surface or attach it to a harness, turning it into a strap-on dildo.

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7 Inch Dual Density Realistic Dildo

This 7 inch realistic dildo is unlike any other that you would have felt before! This realistic dildo is made from a super soft dual density silicone. This material feels like a toughened memory foam mattress. 

7 Inch Realistic Suction Cup Dildo

This super realistic silicone dildo is a must have if you love a realistic feeling.

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6 Inch Dual Density Realistic Dildo

This is a slightly smaller version of our very popular realistic dual density silicone dildo. This soft dildo features a realistic tip as well as raised veins for even more stimulation.

6 Inch Dual Density Dildo

This small dildo features a suction cup making it perfect for a realistic experience. You can buy this realistic feeling dildo today for a fantastic price!

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Best Anal Dildos

Anal dildos are a type of penetration toy that are designed specifically for anal insertion. These dildos usually have a slim shaft for easier insertion, and a wide, often flared base. This prevents the anal dildo from being completely inserted into your rectum. Anal dildos are a great penetration toy for you to get into anal penetration. If you want to buy an anal dildo, but are not sure which one to choose, then take a look below at some of our best dildos. 

Beginners Anal Dildo Pink

This is our best anal dildo! It features a slim shaft that has a small tip for easy insertion. The realistic shaft also features raised veins for internal stimulation.

Blush Anal Dildo Pink

This extremely popular anal dildo also features a wide base which prevents this anal dildo from being fully absorbed into the rectum.

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Doc Johnson 6 Inch Anal Dildo 

The Doc Johnson 6 Inch Anal Dildo has been one of our best selling anal dildos for a long time. This anal dildo features a slim shaft with minimal texture to allow for even smoother and easier insertion.

Doc Johnson Anal Dildo

This anal dildo from Doc Johnson is one of the best anal penetration toys that we sell. It is extremely easy and straight forward to use and would just require you to use it alongside some anal lube.

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Beginners Anal Dildo Blue

This is the same shape and design as our best dildo for anal insertion, however it is in a beautiful blue colour. Similarly, this anal dildo features a slim shaft with a small tip to help insertion.

Beginners Anal Dildo Blue

This anal dildo also features a wide base to help prevent the anal dildo from going completely into the rectum.

You can buy this anal dildo for less than £20 from our online sex shop.

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Glow In The Dark Anal Dildo

This Glow In The Dark Anal Dildo features a classic slim shaft with wide base. What makes this dildo great is that you can use it with the light off and watch it slowly move in and out of you.

Glow In The Dark Anal Dildo

This anal dildo also features a suction cup base so you can attach it to the floor or even a harness. The slim shaft makes this a great anal dildo for beginners and those who are looking to try pegging for the first time.

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Smoothy Proper Anal Dildo

This is another one of our best anal dildos, it has a slim shaft on one side that is great for anal penetration. If you have had enough of the smooth side you can twist it round, and use the anal beads for penetration. This anal dildo also makes a great double penetration dildo that you can enjoy by yourself or with a partner!

Smooth Double Ended Anal Dildo

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Best Double Ended Dildos

Double ended dildos are designed to be inserted into two holes at the same time. This could be by yourself or with your partner. Double dildos can be used vaginal to vaginal, vaginal to anal, and anal to anal. They make great sex toys for lesbian women and those who want to experience double penetration. If you want to buy a double ended dildo but aren’t sure which one to get, then take a look below at our best double ended dildos.

Double Dildo 16 Inch Purple

This 16 Inch Double Dildo is a great double penetration dildo for when you and your partner want to experience vagina-to-vagina stimulation.

Purple Double Dildo This double-ended dildo features two realistic phallic-like sides that both feel great. It comes in a beautiful purple colour and is made from TPE. 

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Double Ended Vibrating Dildo

This double ended vibrating dildo is one of our best double penetration toys, but is also one of our best lesbian sex toys.

Double Ended Vibrating Dildo This double ended vibrator features two shafts both with a curved tip. The double-ended penetration toy is designed to be used for vagina-to-vagina stimulation. That is because the curved tip is designed to apply more pressure to the g-spot, making this a double-ended g-spot vibrator.

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Alive Luna Silicone Double Dildo

The Alive Luna is a silicone double dildo that features two non-phallic ends. This double ended dildo is great for both solo masturbation sessions and partnered sexual stimulation.

Alive Luna Silicone Double Dildo The Alive Luna is made from silicone and has a very flexible shaft meaning that you can using it for simultaneous vagina-to-anus stimulation. Alternatively, if you would like to use it with a partner then you can use it for vagina-to-vagina or vagina-to-anus stimulation.

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Realistic Double Penetration Dildo

This double penetration dildo features two phallic sides that look incredibly realistic. This double ended dildo is a classic sex toy intended for two people to experience sexual penetration at the same time.

Realistic Double Penetration Dildo This is one of our best double ended dildos as well as one of our best lesbian sex toys.

You can buy this phallic shaped double ended dildo today from the Happy Lola online sex shop.

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Double Trouble Slender Bender Double Dildo

The Double Trouble Slender Bender is a very unique double dildo that is designed for simultaneous sexual penetration. This dildo is a great sex toy to be used at the same time by two women.

Double Trouble Double Ended Dildo This double dildo features a semi-realistic design, but does not look directly like a classic double perpetration dildo.

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Best Strapless Dildos

Strapless dildos are a type of double penetration dildo that are designed to be worn by one partner, whilst they penetrate their partner. These strapless dildos usually feature a bulb that is slipped in to the vagina. The base of the bulb may have a bullet vibrator inside it, turning the strapless dildo into a strapless vibrator. The mini vibrator is designed to cause the shaft to vibrate, in turn stimulating both you and your partner. If you would like to buy a strapless dildo, but aren’t sure which one, then take a look at our best strapless dildos below.

Simply Strapless Small Strapless Dildo

The Simply Strapless Silicone Strapless Dildo is our best strapless strap-on. These are dildos that are designed to be worn by one partner for vaginal-to-vaginal stimulation. They can also be used for vaginal-to-anus stimulation, but make sure you use plenty of anal lube!

Simply Strapless Small Strapless Dildo The Simply Strapless Dildo features a bullet vibrator located at the bottom. This vibrator emits vibrations that travel through the silicone and can be felt by both partners.

You can buy the Simply Strapless Strap-on Dildo today from our online sex shop where you will get free delivery when you spend over £30!

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Silicone Strapless Dildo

This is another one of our most popular strapless dildos. This is a non-phallic dildo that features five ribs and nodules along the shaft. These nodules will stimulate you or your partner, driving you into orgasmic bliss.

Silicone Strapless Dildo This strapless dildo is made from silicone so feels very smooth to the touch. As it is made from silicone we suggest that you do not use it alongside silicone lube.

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Simply Strapless Medium Black Strapless Dildo

This strapless dildo also features a bullet vibrator that will feel great in both you and your partner. This strapless dildo features a larger bulb that is designed for anal or vaginal insertion.

Simply Strapless Strap-on Vibrating Dildo At the base of the dildo is also a bullet, this bullet vibrator is only single speed, however you can upgrade the bullet vibe for another one if you like.

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Best Strap On Dildos

Strap-on dildos are a type of dildo that are usually attached to a harness. Strap-on dildos may feature a suction cup to allow you to do this yourself. Strap-on dildos are a very straight forward to use penetration toy that are very popular for pegging and girl on girl action. If you would like to buy a strap-on dildo buy are not sure which is the best one for you then take a look at our best strap-on dildos below.

Loving Joy 6 Inch Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup

This silicone dildo is by far our best strap-on dildo. It is by far one of our best selling sex toys and is used by both men and women.

Loving Joy Silicone Dildo This silicone dildo features a semi-realistic design, it has a phallic tip and features some ridges underneath for additional stimulation. The tip is also curved slightly, making it great for g-spot stimulation.

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Twist Silicone Strap-on Dildo

This popular strap-on dildo is slightly smaller than our best selling one. This makes this dildo perfect for pegging and anal penetration.

Twist Small Silicone Dildo This cute small dildo features a twisted shaft for additional stimulation as well as a heart shaped base that allows you to attach a strap-on harness.

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7.5 Inch Dual Density Strap-on Dildo

This is our best selling realistic strap-on dildo. It is made from dual density silicone that feels extremely life-like. This black dildo has a realistic tip as well as realistic veined detail for additional stimulation.

7.5 Inch Black Strap-on Dildo This silicone realistic dildo has a suction cup base that allows you to attach it to a strap-on harness.

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Fetish Fantasy Classic Strap-on Dildo with Harness

This classic strap-on dildo comes from a Pipedream Products sub-brand, Fetish Fantasy. This strap-on dildo kit has everything that you need to get started with your partner. It is extremely easy to put on and comfortable to wear.

Fetish Fantasy Classic Strap-on Dildo

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Avant Pride Strap-on Dildo

The Avant Pride Silicone Dildo is a beautifully moulded strap-on dildo that comes in the pride colours!

Avant Pride Silicone Strap-on Dildo This dildo features a curved tip that is designed to give more g-spot and p-spot stimulation. It features a slim shaft that slowly gets wider, making it great for beginners.

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Best Glass Dildos

Glass dildos are firm dildos that are usually made from pyrex or borosilicate glass. Glass sex toys and dildos are very popular with people who want a slightly weightier and heavier sex toy. Glass dildos allow for you to apply more pleasure to erogenous zones like your g-spot, and as such are great sex toys to make you or your female partner squirt. If you want to buy a glass dildo, but aren’t sure which is the right one for you then take a look below at our best glass dildos.

Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildo

The Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildo is our best glass dildo! It is made from borosilicate glass so feels extremely firm and weighty.

Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildos This glass dildo features six different sized nodules that feel amazing as you insert them. This penetration toy also has a slightly curved shaft that allows you to apply even more pressure to your g-spot.

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Spectrum Nubby Glass Dildo

The Spectrum Nubby Glass Dildo is one of our most stimulating dildos! This sex toy features numerous nodules that come out of the dildo, gently stimulating your vagina.

Spectrum Nubby Ribbed Glass Dildo Although a dildo, this sex toy looks like a work of art.

You can buy it today from our online shop. Remember that when you spend more than £30 you receive free shipping!

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Spectrum Ribbed G-Spot Glass Dildo

The Spectrum Ribbed Glass G-spot Dildo is a double penetration glass dildo that features one side with a curved tip for g-spot stimulation, and the other has four ribs for internal stimulation.

Spectrum Ribbed G-Spot Glass Dildo The beaded side of this dildo can also be used for anal insertion.

You can buy this lovely little glass dildo today from our online store!

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Fifty Shades Drive Me Crazy Glass Dildo

This glass dildo comes from the Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Products range that was created and manufactured by Lovehoney. 

Fifty Shades Glass Dildo The Fifty Shades Glass Dildo has a curved shaft with numerous nodules that are designed for even more internal stimulation. 

You can buy this glass dildo today from the Happy Lola online sex shop for a fraction of the price that you would be able to buy it anywhere else!

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Best Vibrating Dildos

Vibrating dildos come in a variety of different styles and may be realistic or un-realistic. What makes these dildos different to other penetration toys is that they have a vibrating function. This vibration function makes them even more pleasurable than classic dildos. If you want to buy a classic dildo, but aren’t quite sure which one is right for you then take a look below at our best vibrating dildos.

Loving Joy Bully Boy Vibrating Dildo

The Loving Joy Bullet Boy Realistic Vibrating Dildo is one of our most popular vibrating sex toys. It features a realistic design and has a phallic shape. The dildo also has a veined texture that gives additional internal stimulation.

Loving Joy Bully Boy Realistic Vibrator This vibrating dildo features an easy to use twist and go base, allowing you to easily move through its multi-speed vibration settings.

You can buy this vibrating dildo today for less than £10!

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Realistic Warming Vibrating Dildo

This realistic warming dildo was launched this year and rapidly became one of our best selling dildos. 

Realistic Warming Vibrating Dildo What makes this vibrating dildo different from others that we sell is that it features a heating function. It also features balls which is very unusual for a dildo-shaped vibrator.

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Realistic Multi Speed Vibrating Dildo

This realistic, multi speed vibrating dildo is one of our most popular realistic vibrators. It is made from an ultra realistic feeling cyberskin material and features an easy to use twist and go base.

Realistic Multi Speed Vibrator This realistic vibrator is easy to use and feels great as you insert it. When using it make sure you use it with plenty of personal lubricant.

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Silicone Realistic Vibrating Dildo

This silicone realistic vibrator has been one of our best selling realistic dildos for over 20 years. It features an easy to use push and go system that means you can get using it immediately.

Silicone Realistic Vibrator This dildo-shaped vibrator is made from silicone so feels incredible to touch. You can buy this dildo today and we will ship it straight from our UK based warehouse!

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Loving Joy Bully Boy Black Vibrating Dildo

The Loving Joy Bully Boy Black is a black vibrating dildo and is the brother of our best vibrating dildo.

Loving Joy Realistic Black Vibrator This realistic vibrating dildo features a phallic shape with veined texture for greater internal stimulation.

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Best Non-phallic Dildos

Non-phallic dildos are designed to look un-realistic and tend to look more like artistic sculptures. Non-phallic dildos are also usually designed to have a more stimulating shape compared to other realistic dildos. As such you can buy non-phallic dildos that can stimulate you internally and help target your g-spot or other erogenous zones. If you want to buy a non-phallic dildo but aren’t quite sure which one to buy then take a look at our best non-phallic dildos below.

Loving Joy 5 Inch Curved Silicone Dildo

The Loving Joy 5 Inch Curved Silicone Dildo is our best un-realistic dildo, and also one of our best strap-on dildos. This silicone dildo looks and feels incredible!

Loving Joy Curved Silicone Dildo It features a curved shaft that is designed to stimulation the g-spot or p-spot! You can buy this silicone dildo today and it will be shipped from our UK warehouse straight to your door!

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Avant Pride True Blue Silicone Dildo

The Avant Pride Silicone dildo is another g-spot dildo that is great for both vaginal and anal penetration. 

Avant Pride Silicone Dildo This silicone dildo features different layers to it, and allows you to celebrate pride like a true blue!

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Twist Silicone Dildo Set of Three

This set of three dildos is perfect for pegging beginners and those who know they have room to grow.

Twist Silicone Dildo Set This dildo kit is extremely good value and will cost you a fraction of the price if you were to buy them individually. Furthermore, by buying a dildo kit like this you help the environment as much less packaging is required!

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Si Novelties Queen Srap-on Dildo

The Queen Strap-On Dildo by Si Novelties is a great TPE dildo that looks and feels amazing. It features a base that slowly decreases in size.

Si Novelties Strap-on Dildo You can buy the Queen dildo today for a fraction of the price!

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Best Large Dildos

Large dildos are designed to give you that full feeling. If you are buying a dildo for the first time then these probably aren’t the best dildo for you. Large dildos may be realistic or un-realistic. If you are planning on using a large dildo then make sure you use it with plenty of lubricant.

8.5 inch Realistic Silicone Girthy Dildo

This 8.5 inch realistic silicone dildo is one of the largest and girthiest ones we have.

8.5 Inch Girthy Realistic Dildo It is made from high quality dual density silicone so both looks and feels incredibly realistic. It has a realistic shape and has balls at the base.

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Doc Johnson Large Dildo

The Doc Johnson Great American Challenge Dildo is one of our larges dildos. It is a massive 17 inches long and has a girth of 8 inches!

Doc Johnson Great American Challenge It is safe to say that this is not a dildo for beginners. When using a large dildo, or a massive dildo like this one, make sure you use it with buckets and buckets of intimate lubricant.

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Doc Johnson Dick Rambone Large Dildo

The Dick Rambone by Doc Johnson is another one of our biggest dildos. This one features 15 inches of realistic phallic shaped sex toy!

Doc Johnson Dick Rambone Large Dildo It also has realistic balls and a suction cup base, allowing you to attach it to any flat surface, or even strap it in to a strap-on harness if that’s what you want!

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If you have any more questions about the best dildos then please feel free to contact us and one of our sex toy experts will get back to you as soon as possible.